She Says the Darndest Things

People have always told me to write down the cute, funny, ridiculous,

and utterly unbelievable things that my kids say...because, I will forget.

And, I haven't listened! Let's face it, it's impossible to capture every 

moment of your child's life through pictures, video, or paper (blog in

my case). As a parent, I simply do not have the time. And, sadly 

some things that G has said or done over the past two and a half years

 have slipped my mind. It's not that they weren't awesome or amazing, 

 it's just that she has grown way to fast, and continues to surprise us everyday. 

With that being said here a few funny conversations I have had

with my sweet little G in the past few weeks. 

When picking up G from school a few weeks ago, I asked her

what she had done at school that day. Her response was, "I had to go to 

Miss Mandy's office!" I promptly asked her what for, and her response 

was, "some lady was in there!" Again, I questioned her about the lady, 

and she said "She bugged my ears!" I thought for a minute, gave out 

a little chuckle and began explaining to Giulietta that the woman was

only trying to check her hearing! 

Just the other day, G was sitting on the potty, all by herself, which

is still a very rare occasion. Anyway, I am in the other room and I 

hear her say, "I am on the dumper. I am taking a dump on the 

dumper!" If this didn't make me crack up enough, this statement

was followed up with "Ohhh no Mama, we forgot to put the One 

Drop in the toilet!" You see, One Drop is a little bottle of liquid

that you simply drop in the toilet before you do your business

so that there is no smell (And, it REALLY works!) The funny

part is the fact that we have NEVER used one drop with G 

before, but it appears she has been listening to Mommy & Daddy's

conversations.